軟硬整蠱電話機艙折騰事件
-畸屎溫-
男子: 喂? 神武門孔武
神秘人: 話比你阿姐知d餐係我度
(嘟嘟嘟)
阿姐: 頭先邊個打黎?
男子: 好似係綁匪...
-畸屎吐-
男子: 喂? 神武門孔武
人生道路迷失者: 你係邊個?
男子: 神武門孔武...
人生道路迷失者: 我打左去邊度?
男子: 家計會啊...
(數分鐘後)
男子: 喂? 神武門孔武
人生道路迷失者: 你係邊個?
(老總～ 有人玩電話啊!!)
-畸屎飛-
男子: 喂? 神武門孔武
洋腸: Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm hungry, I want my dinner right now
But when I call you never seem to be home
男子: Hello from the outside
We're sorry we have missed the chime
But everyone's busy, with service right now
And we have asked you like, just now, you said you do not want anything
我就黎要裝小熊來電架喇我
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